Not Naked But Hot: Brad Paisley

I discovered this country music guy when he sang on American Idol. Naturally I went looking for his nekkid photos but, unfortunately, can't find any. Maybe his wife is guarding them as any wife should. Hehe.

Anyways, check out this guys newest single, Then. Lyrics and video here.

Shirtless Mexican Men: Alfonso Herrera Shirtless

Naughty Men and Their Bulge: Ahmet Zappa

Is it as big as that bottle, eh Ahmet. I wouldn't mind drinking from it, if you know what I mean :-0

Naked Male Rockers: Adam Levine

Hmm, I read somewhere that men with big belt buckles are either cowboys or gay men. Which is which, Adam?

Sexy Black Men: Akon aka Aliaune Thiam

Man, what a hunk.


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Naked Singers: A1 Boyband

Oh man. This is so gay! Like they're having an orgy in that pool.

Naked Rockers: Adrian Young

I suppose this is Adrian Young's way of thanking his fans. You know, banging the drums dressed in what looks like a teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.

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Shirtless Men: Armand Van Helden

Some wiki facts on Armand:

Armand Van Helden (born 1970 in Boston, Massachusetts) is a record producer and remixer whose biggest commercial successes came from his remixes of the 1996 Tori Amos song "Professional Widow," which reached the top of the UK Singles Chart, and his own track "U Don't Know Me," which was Number 1 in the United Kingdom in January 1999.

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Shirtless British Guys: Brian Harvey

Cute and sexy.


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Chris Brown's Bulge

Okidoki. This is for those of you googling "Chris Brown bulge". We don't technically see a bulge (hehe) but I'm pretty sure he's got a big one.

More Chris Brown sexy pics here.

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Naked Celebs: Chris Brown and His Underwear

What a hunk. I love his well-toned bod. He looks so very sexy in them underwear.


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Naked Male Celebs: Eminem

Okay. It's a bit late for new year's greetings but this blog and Eminem want you to celebrate 2009 by getting nekkid, and getting a firecracker, and lighting it, and putting it on top of your crotch until it explodes.

Geddit? Anyways, for the horny ones among you who totally want to see fake naked photos of Eminem, check them out here. [Totally not safe for work and totally for adults only]



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Naked Singers: Usher

Gorgeous man, this Usher. However, I hope he stops teasing us. Pull down them pants, Usher. Come on. And them white boxers too.



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Naked British Man Candy: Austin Drage

Shit. I soo want to undress this dude. Good thing is, he likes getting naked :-) He's a finalist in the British TV show, X Factor. From wikipedia:

Austin Leigh Drage (born 29 June 1986[1], age 22) is a singer from Grays, Thurrock. Drage first started singing when he was very young and, whilst still at school, took part in musical theatre and amateur dramatics. Having signed up with an agent, Drage made acting appearances in the 2000 movie Snatch as well as a number of TV shows including The Bill and Casualty. After a spell in boy band 5Boyz, who supported Girls Aloud, Blazing Squad and took part in the Soccer 6 competitions, he auditioned and won a place in E4's gender-swap reality show Boys will be Girls, aired in 2006. Drage has also been lead singer in a glam rock band called The Revamps. Drage got as far as week 4 in series 5. Simon Cowell has commented that Drage is "just what this competition needs".

On the first live show, Drage sang "Every Breath You Take" by The Police and got positive comments from the judges, with Simon Cowell stating that he believes that we have only seen 60% of Austin's ability. He was eliminated on the fourth live show on 1 November 2008 after being in the bottom two with Rachel Hylton. Drage's mentor Simon Cowell voted to keep him, but the other judges — Cheryl Cole, Louis Walsh and Rachel Hylton's mentor Dannii Minogue — voted in Hylton's favour.

He has since appeared on many TV programmes and turned on Stevenage town Christmas lights on 20 November 2008 where he performed four songs, three of which he had performed on the live shows.

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Naked Man Candy: The B3 Boyband

Like David Hasellhoff, these American boybanders were famous in Germany.

Via wiki: B3 is a American pop music boy band from New York, which is best-known in Germany.

The band was composed of Rod Michael Koch (2001-2002), John Steven Sutherland (2001-2004), Timothy Andrew Cruz (2001-2004) and Blair Madison Late (2002-2004).

It was active from 2001 to 2004.

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Shirtless Man Candy: Brian Bloom

Hmm, a hairy man candy. Sweet. And he's a singer/musician too.


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Naked Celebrities: Axl Rose

When was the last time you've seen a long-haired shirtless rocker dude? Here's Axl Rose for you to gawk at. Interesting boxer shorts he's wearing down there, no?




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Naked Men In Boxers: Ashley Parker Angel

Isn't Ashley cute in that very sexy boxer shorts? For those of you not yet familiar with this dude, here's what wikipedia says about him: Ashley Parker Angel(born August 1, 1981) is a singer. He was a member of American boy-band o-Town, and has had success as a solo artist and also as a performer on Broadway.

Hope he continues to have more success.




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Naked British Celeb: Ashley Taylor Dawson

Some info on Ashley from wikipedia:
Ashley Taylor Dawson (Born 11th January 1982 Manchester, England) is a British actor and former singer.

Since 1999, Dawson has played the role of Darren Osborne in the British Channel 4 soap opera Hollyoaks which is on every weeknight at 6:30pm.[1] He was also in the band allSTARS*, and appeared in their accompanying CITV television show, STARStreet*.

He is best friends with Sam Bloom from allSTARS* and remains good friends with Thaila Zucchi Rebecca Hunter And Sandi Lee Hughes

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Naked German Men: Alexander Klaws

Would you go to bed with this German pop singer? Of course I would. He's so dreamy. And he's an Idol winner too. From wikipedia:

Alexander Klaws (born September 3, 1983 in Ahlen, North Rhine-Westphalia) is a German pop singer, who came to fame as the winner of the first season of the television show Deutschland sucht den Superstar, the German version of Pop Idol.

In 2002 Klaws participated in the first season of Deutschland sucht den SuperStar. Although he was seen as one of the more inconspicuous finalists at the very beginning of the show, he was able to boost his popularity constantly with standout performances of Robbie Williams' "Angels" or Michael Sembello's "Maniac".

In the end he beat out runner-up Juliette Schoppmann. He earned 70.1 percent of the vote. This record would stand until 2007 when Mark Medlock gained 78.02 percent of the vote in the finale of the 4th season. Alexander is also one of the two DSDS winners to have never been in the bottom three.



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